Sunday, 23 July 2023

Genie helps out Tarzan

 The year is 1946 and war wages around the world...There he sits like a bambam Tarzan in the middle of the jungle in africa, with nothing but his gorilla friends and a lioncloth. As the Genie is doing his daily rounds hovering around the earth, floats down on top of the bambam guy and sees a ww2 plane going past near the ocean that is about to drop a crate of needed AK's to a near country. The Genie clicks his fingers and the pilots radar starts moving and he starts flying over africa and towards the location of the Tarzan. The plane drops a crate and it lands near where Tarzan is exploring for his daily food. He sees something akin to a bird above and it drops something, so he goes to explore it. He moves a palm leaf out of the way and sees a crate of weapons and picks one up. After several attemps to find how it works he accidently shoots a few birds off the trees and figures it to be a hunting weapon of some kind, so he hovers the crate with his telekinetic abilities back to his tree hut. Then he grabs an AK and starts to explore the jungle, gets bored, opens up a portal and ends up in Poland. He sees lots of people fighting, so he grabs a black suit coz it's cold and adjusts his ak so as to produce heat from the front so he can cook up his meals, and since there was no animals around he turned into a canibal and had to eat some people, which he cooked up first using his new found heating device. He then went into a crowd and saw they were all listening to this calm guy talking about a painting on stage. He wanted to know how we did his paintings so he went and picked up some of the paint but while he was holding it accidently inhaled too much of the fumes, so he dicided to go back to stand in the crown for a while. He instead created a mind sync with the man on stage and while examaning  his thoughts the man started to yell and scream and the connection affected the man coz Tarzan was a little high of the paint fumes...He saw that the man was a great painter and noone liked his paintings, so he saw these people that destroyed his art and inspired the man to yell and scream and let it all out like they do in the jungle. Then he disconnected and went back to the jungle through the portal he left open and now had a way to heat his food. He had a great roast meat that night, and there was a lot more animals because he now ate human, so he started to hang out with the locals as they started to disapear. He even gave them some fire, left his ak in the middle of the village and it turned into a local gathering spot for the local villagers. All the while the country where the weapons were supposed to drop were left without the AK's they needed and got killed. The End.

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Genie helps out Tarzan

 The year is 1946 and war wages around the world...There he sits like a bambam Tarzan in the middle of the jungle in africa, with nothing bu...