Genie helps out Tarzan

 The year is 1946 and war wages around the world...There he sits like a bambam Tarzan in the middle of the jungle in africa, with nothing but his gorilla friends and a lioncloth. As the Genie is doing his daily rounds hovering around the earth, floats down on top of the bambam guy and sees a ww2 plane going past near the ocean that is about to drop a crate of needed AK's to a near country. The Genie clicks his fingers and the pilots radar starts moving and he starts flying over africa and towards the location of the Tarzan. The plane drops a crate and it lands near where Tarzan is exploring for his daily food. He sees something akin to a bird above and it drops something, so he goes to explore it. He moves a palm leaf out of the way and sees a crate of weapons and picks one up. After several attemps to find how it works he accidently shoots a few birds off the trees and figures it to be a hunting weapon of some kind, so he hovers the crate with his telekinetic abilities back to his tree hut. Then he grabs an AK and starts to explore the jungle, gets bored, opens up a portal and ends up in Poland. He sees lots of people fighting, so he grabs a black suit coz it's cold and adjusts his ak so as to produce heat from the front so he can cook up his meals, and since there was no animals around he turned into a canibal and had to eat some people, which he cooked up first using his new found heating device. He then went into a crowd and saw they were all listening to this calm guy talking about a painting on stage. He wanted to know how we did his paintings so he went and picked up some of the paint but while he was holding it accidently inhaled too much of the fumes, so he dicided to go back to stand in the crown for a while. He instead created a mind sync with the man on stage and while examaning  his thoughts the man started to yell and scream and the connection affected the man coz Tarzan was a little high of the paint fumes...He saw that the man was a great painter and noone liked his paintings, so he saw these people that destroyed his art and inspired the man to yell and scream and let it all out like they do in the jungle. Then he disconnected and went back to the jungle through the portal he left open and now had a way to heat his food. He had a great roast meat that night, and there was a lot more animals because he now ate human, so he started to hang out with the locals as they started to disapear. He even gave them some fire, left his ak in the middle of the village and it turned into a local gathering spot for the local villagers. All the while the country where the weapons were supposed to drop were left without the AK's they needed and got killed. The End.

The Broke Genie

 The Genie woke up one day and went in the main area of the cave, sun shining through..he walked over to a bench and picked up his wallet, and saw that it was empty..he turned it upside down and nothing came out. Then walked in a small child with his dad, and asked "hi, um genie..i would like to make a wish" and the genie gestured for them to step forwards..."i would like for my son to go fishing and have a great time and have someone to fish with" and the genie looked into the man's path and into the child's path and said "I'll tell u what, he'll have the best person to go fishing with, the best bait and the have a great time" so he pulled up the man alone and said "what i need from u is this...first, go and buy 2 fishing rods, then show me on the map what lake or river u want him to fish in and then bring your best vehicle to deliver your son and the fishing assistant to the place" So the man went and bought two fishing rods, asked to borrow a friends car and took them to the genie "ok here are the rods and this is the vehicle" And so the genie clicked his fingers and time pasted several hours later, where he found himself at the lake with the child and the rods. They sat there and took the rods out, and put some bait...The bait was rather strange, it looked like someone's finger, but they began fishing...there wasn't much food as it was a very dirty green lake. The genie sat there and all of a sudden, clicks his fingers and the child got a bite...he started realing it in and pulled it out...and as the pulled it out it was his father's head..."You'll need a driver for the car to get home..so make sure u pull the rest of him out, use some of the fishing wire to put him back together and the fuel is out so use the hook to catch another car so u can get back home" said the genie, clicks his fingers a third time and found himself back in his cave, checks his wallet and pulls out some fresh money, "Walla...my wish came true" ....

The shrunken head

 The genie wakes up one morning and sits there on his bean bag in his cave on the sand...and all of a sudden to disturb his morning, hears "ohhh...i haven't recieved my rent for 2 whole weeks..."says some landlord across the ocean..."ohh, i wish i was like those white people and had normal eyes...im going to go torment them" ...and another in a near city "ohh look...that kid over there playing with his toy, i might go take the batteries out while he's not looking" says the red haired colored kid...the genie wonders...'these people..'puffs on some smoke', don't they realize they have no wishes left, so they'r just gona whine and whine and whine" and wonders how such a normal thing for others is such a curse for them...So today the genie dicides instead of granting some wishes, he would sit and put some curses on those petty ones that can't get a handle on the littlest things that affect them so much. So he he curses them." 

In walks a man...and says "hey, umm genie, i need a favour and it's not a wish...i need you to umm tell me something...umm...about the future..." so the genie sees into the future and realizes the man is trying to rob him and the thief he pays will be a certain man he sees..."can u come over to my cave next door and tell me this thing i need to know tomorrow? So the genie says, "sure but u have to pay me"...and the man says "but, i have no money, im poor" and the genie says "u know..i really like shrunken heads...they go good on my wall, as u can see" and shows the man all his collection of shrunken heads he has tied in three..."I need u to go and get this head from this guy i like" and shows him the guy in a puff of smoke...So the guy goes off, finds the man and takes his head and shrinks it...then gets his friend when he gets home to deliver a note to the thief he knows to go and get the genie's lamp. Then he sits there and invites the genie over.

The Genie comes over and sits with the man..."hey, do u have my shrunken head i wanted?" ...and the man pulls out a head and says "here", rolls it out on a fine black and purple silk garment...and the genie asks..."what was it u wanted to know?" and the man says, "how will u catch the man that steals u'r lamp? ..if it were ever to be stolen?" and the genie laughs and says "like this...and lifts the shrunken head up by it's tied hair"..."this is the guy who never got your note today" and stares at the man, who's jaw has dropped to a somewhat low level. "The reason i like these heads, is i always make them in three, coz they remind me it is the future that I see...not for u to know for free" and chops his head off and makes another head, head number 2. Then the genie waits and the man that delivered the note comes home and sees the genie..."um, hi, do u have my money for the delivery of the note, coz the guy wasn't home" and the genie says "tell me what did the note say" and he pulls out the note and reads it "it says...go to the blue genie's home and take his lamp, but be careful if he should hear u he will take your head instead." and as he looks up he sees that he is already hanging there amongst the other heads and looks to the left and sees his friend that got him to deliver the note and the thief he knew, all tied in a nice knot of three...

3 curses

 So u walked in a cave and found a lamp, wow...well done, u rubbed it the wrong way and walla, out came an angry blue guy with a morning complex...and now u didn't even bring him his morning coffee. So he's staring at u with a very confused look, as u there looking at him like a lost puppy...expecting him to read your mind. Except genie's don't read people's minds, they influence them. So u sit there and stare and he's up there floating around looking for his weed he stashed somewhere to roll a joint...then he comes back to u all litt up. "So...i see u got ur pants on" he says to u...and the guy's staring and as he's about to ask something, the genie goes to the next room and jumps in the hot pool to cool off...he puts his arms to the side and puts on the tv...the guy follows him to the next room. "Meet my scorpion" the genie says and the guy looks over and the scorpion jabs him with his tail, poisoning him...then the genie gets up and goes into the elevator next to the pool and pushes down...the guy follows him and manages to jump into the elevator at the last moment. The genie pushes the letter L, for lava..and as the doors open a massive gush of hot wind blows in and heats up the genie and lights him on fire..and also turns the guy to a crispy poisoned walking char, and he falls and rolls out of the elevator and manages to sit next to the lava on a rock. The genie goes towards the lava and starts cooking his eggs...and accidently grabs the guy that is sitting on the rock which is actually the egg and throws it in the pan...and as the genie notices the guy boiling and frying in the pan being cooked ...he says "now, what was it u wanted"...