The Broke Genie

 The Genie woke up one day and went in the main area of the cave, sun shining through..he walked over to a bench and picked up his wallet, and saw that it was empty..he turned it upside down and nothing came out. Then walked in a small child with his dad, and asked "hi, um genie..i would like to make a wish" and the genie gestured for them to step forwards..."i would like for my son to go fishing and have a great time and have someone to fish with" and the genie looked into the man's path and into the child's path and said "I'll tell u what, he'll have the best person to go fishing with, the best bait and the have a great time" so he pulled up the man alone and said "what i need from u is this...first, go and buy 2 fishing rods, then show me on the map what lake or river u want him to fish in and then bring your best vehicle to deliver your son and the fishing assistant to the place" So the man went and bought two fishing rods, asked to borrow a friends car and took them to the genie "ok here are the rods and this is the vehicle" And so the genie clicked his fingers and time pasted several hours later, where he found himself at the lake with the child and the rods. They sat there and took the rods out, and put some bait...The bait was rather strange, it looked like someone's finger, but they began fishing...there wasn't much food as it was a very dirty green lake. The genie sat there and all of a sudden, clicks his fingers and the child got a bite...he started realing it in and pulled it out...and as the pulled it out it was his father's head..."You'll need a driver for the car to get home..so make sure u pull the rest of him out, use some of the fishing wire to put him back together and the fuel is out so use the hook to catch another car so u can get back home" said the genie, clicks his fingers a third time and found himself back in his cave, checks his wallet and pulls out some fresh money, "Walla...my wish came true" ....