3 curses

 So u walked in a cave and found a lamp, wow...well done, u rubbed it the wrong way and walla, out came an angry blue guy with a morning complex...and now u didn't even bring him his morning coffee. So he's staring at u with a very confused look, as u there looking at him like a lost puppy...expecting him to read your mind. Except genie's don't read people's minds, they influence them. So u sit there and stare and he's up there floating around looking for his weed he stashed somewhere to roll a joint...then he comes back to u all litt up. "So...i see u got ur pants on" he says to u...and the guy's staring and as he's about to ask something, the genie goes to the next room and jumps in the hot pool to cool off...he puts his arms to the side and puts on the tv...the guy follows him to the next room. "Meet my scorpion" the genie says and the guy looks over and the scorpion jabs him with his tail, poisoning him...then the genie gets up and goes into the elevator next to the pool and pushes down...the guy follows him and manages to jump into the elevator at the last moment. The genie pushes the letter L, for lava..and as the doors open a massive gush of hot wind blows in and heats up the genie and lights him on fire..and also turns the guy to a crispy poisoned walking char, and he falls and rolls out of the elevator and manages to sit next to the lava on a rock. The genie goes towards the lava and starts cooking his eggs...and accidently grabs the guy that is sitting on the rock which is actually the egg and throws it in the pan...and as the genie notices the guy boiling and frying in the pan being cooked ...he says "now, what was it u wanted"...