The shrunken head

 The genie wakes up one morning and sits there on his bean bag in his cave on the sand...and all of a sudden to disturb his morning, hears "ohhh...i haven't recieved my rent for 2 whole weeks..."says some landlord across the ocean..."ohh, i wish i was like those white people and had normal eyes...im going to go torment them" ...and another in a near city "ohh look...that kid over there playing with his toy, i might go take the batteries out while he's not looking" says the red haired colored kid...the genie wonders...'these people..'puffs on some smoke', don't they realize they have no wishes left, so they'r just gona whine and whine and whine" and wonders how such a normal thing for others is such a curse for them...So today the genie dicides instead of granting some wishes, he would sit and put some curses on those petty ones that can't get a handle on the littlest things that affect them so much. So he he curses them." 

In walks a man...and says "hey, umm genie, i need a favour and it's not a wish...i need you to umm tell me something...umm...about the future..." so the genie sees into the future and realizes the man is trying to rob him and the thief he pays will be a certain man he sees..."can u come over to my cave next door and tell me this thing i need to know tomorrow? So the genie says, "sure but u have to pay me"...and the man says "but, i have no money, im poor" and the genie says "u know..i really like shrunken heads...they go good on my wall, as u can see" and shows the man all his collection of shrunken heads he has tied in three..."I need u to go and get this head from this guy i like" and shows him the guy in a puff of smoke...So the guy goes off, finds the man and takes his head and shrinks it...then gets his friend when he gets home to deliver a note to the thief he knows to go and get the genie's lamp. Then he sits there and invites the genie over.

The Genie comes over and sits with the man..."hey, do u have my shrunken head i wanted?" ...and the man pulls out a head and says "here", rolls it out on a fine black and purple silk garment...and the genie asks..."what was it u wanted to know?" and the man says, "how will u catch the man that steals u'r lamp? ..if it were ever to be stolen?" and the genie laughs and says "like this...and lifts the shrunken head up by it's tied hair"..."this is the guy who never got your note today" and stares at the man, who's jaw has dropped to a somewhat low level. "The reason i like these heads, is i always make them in three, coz they remind me it is the future that I see...not for u to know for free" and chops his head off and makes another head, head number 2. Then the genie waits and the man that delivered the note comes home and sees the genie..."um, hi, do u have my money for the delivery of the note, coz the guy wasn't home" and the genie says "tell me what did the note say" and he pulls out the note and reads it "it says...go to the blue genie's home and take his lamp, but be careful if he should hear u he will take your head instead." and as he looks up he sees that he is already hanging there amongst the other heads and looks to the left and sees his friend that got him to deliver the note and the thief he knew, all tied in a nice knot of three...